I went to the store
And I grabbed a can of food
I didn't feel that it was that good
So I threw it in the back seat
Govn'r stole my dish rag
Couldn't even see him right
As I drove home and
Prepared to go eat that soup

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Eatin our soup with a spoon (x 3)

Now as I walked through the door
I caught a little monster
Saw that girl that I called lil zombie
Out of my way, I had to use the bathroom
She thought that I was wacko
I don't really care
I had to take a poop

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I went to the movies
Got me some Reeses Pieces
Watched Unbreakable
Didn't see Jenn Tull
But I saw Matthew Bessey
Matthew Bessey

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I burned a returner
Amazing shout to all
I fell further than my
pet rock Silly Moe
How's he going to jump?
Life is so creepy
any old evil's
over the hill

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I went to a football game
Saw those people
I didn't want to see
While I act like you
Huddle there until
You mumble and you grumble
A lot of protest so they'll target you
In a tank.

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I went to the laundry
Didn't have no laundry
Piled in a hole
With the rest until retirement
Had no washcloth
I guess they got dirty
Tired of the plan
Went off on a tangent
I don't know why it never get's noisy

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Stolen Star Wars
Everything is alright
A little bit of hay
and the ashtray is gone
I'm a bone egg
of the love of Greg

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