History of Jewish Chick

Kermit was fiddling around with the bass at Protus' house, and he was very happy with a bass line he came up with and wanted to make a song out of it, but he wasn't sure how anything other than the bass line would go. So, Protus offered to write some lyrics. He quickly jotted down the words that are now known for the song, and decided that the song would only sound right if it was just him and the bass. He thought a beat might ruin the sound that this had. So, they recorded the song right away, and the song was complete in only a few minutes time.