Dan is driving on the freeway
doing 25
He tries to get high
Oh, he tries to get high
He doesn't know why
But, he tries. Oh yeah, he tries
He wants to know of women
He wants to know of love
But, he doesn't know where
he put his rubber glove
When it all comes down to
push or shove,
He cries
Yes, sir, he cries
He listens when you talk to him
But, he misses him mom
He wishes Jimmy would die
And he had a brother Tom

CHORUS:

Dan is driving in his RV
On Route 75
It doesn't cost a nickel, it doesn't cost a dime
But, he drives
Oh yeah, he drives

Dan is driving in his RV
On Route 75
It doesn't cost a nickel, it doesn't cost a dime
But, he drives
Oh yeah, he drives

A box of Cheez-Its to the left of him
A pellet gun to his right
Niggas don't want to fuck with him
Cause he'll put up a fight
He laughs when you tell a joke
But, he tries not to choke
On the tears he has inside
He's not a guy who has secrets he can hide
When it comes to religion, he doesn't pick a side
His pant size is extra triple wide

CHORUS

He doesn't know Travolta
He doesn't know you
And, He wants to be more like me
and more like you
He's eating a hot dog as he drives
When it all comes down to
do or die
He chooses to die
But, he's Dan
Nobody else is Dan
Dan is Dan
He takes more than he gives
He sleeps more than he can live
But, that doesn't matter to him